Coke Colar II/Transcript

(Title card.)

(Cut to Beanson on a glitched Sony Wonder logo background.)

Beanson: This episode belongs to other colas to brings to the file, Coke Colar is on the set for the...

(Unseen audience laughs.)

Beanson: Okay! Why is everybody laughing at me? I need to tell a story about this, so knock it off! Ahem. This episode belongs to other colas to brings to the file...

(The audience laughs again.)

Beanson: Hey! What's so funny about this? I told you to shut up or I will cook you like an egg, and drink your blood! (pause) This episode belongs to other colas to bring to the...

(The audience laughs again.)

Beanson: Oh my god, why do I tell you to stop laughing?! You annoying people look like fish! (pause) This episode belongs to other colas to bring the...

(The audience laughs again.)

Beanson: God darn it! I told you to stop laughing! You fish! You're just a piece of crap establishment! An establishment that is a piece of crap! (pause) This episode belongs to other colas...

(The audience laughs again.)

Beanson: What the heck? What kind of piece of crap establishment is this? I can't do it! God, I can't do it! Just screw off and let me be, people! Now I'm gonna put you in the w-

(Beanson gets punched with an unknown blue object by Little Guy.)

Little Guy: Wahahahahahahahaha! Now I'm hardcore! I wonder what Doctor is up to...

(Fade out. A second later, the episode fades into a stick figure leaning with his arm against a table.)

Stickman: It's just how we are going to make things so it's nighttime.

Rainbow: But...

Stickman: No buts! So that's it! How do I care of this? I had it from now on, Rainbow!

(After a moment, Rainbow begins to gradually turn blue. He then becomes a monster and looks down on the stickman.)

Stickman: Whoa! There's a lot of mind we can think it's nighttime.

Stickman: I just said it's nighttime!

(The stickman gets beat up by Rainbow and ends up laying on the floor.)

Rainbow: That's what you get for being in my way!

(Cut to the exterior of a jail, then shows the stickman behind bars inside the jail.)

Stickman: Oh, curses! Rainbow made me feel with an exhast! [sic]

(An outlined Oogie Boogie Man-like figure appears behind the stickman. It is then revealed to be Rainbow.)

Stickman: Uh oh!

(The stickman gets punched by Rainbow and is sent flying out.)

Stickman: Oh! That's the kind of this whooooah!

(The stickman lands on the ground, causing an explosion.)

Narrator: Ounce[sic] again, the day was saved... thanks to Rainbow!

(Text appears on-screen reading "THE END". The scene behind the text fades out, and the text cuts off afterwards. After a few seconds, it fades into Little Guy lifting a barbell while wearing a headband. The background consists of the Sony Wonder logo on the left and a promo (probably for a Kidsongs tape) on the right.)

Little Guy: Hello, my ladies and gentlemen. I'm Little Guy, and I'm awesome to the max! (pronounced "mocks") You know my weight is like 500 pounds, or more heavy-light. Now get this. I wonder what happened to him?

(The camera cuts to a pair of eyes in the dark as a creepy droning sound plays. After about 18 seconds, the eyes are revealed to be those of Dr. Beanson, who is now on the same background as before. He appears injured and has darker skin, hair, and a thicker mustache. It stays on this shot for around 43 seconds. Little Guy is then shown without a barbell.)

Little Guy: Wait a minute, are you Dr. Beanson? Does it sound like you're hurt? Are you getting shot by the Coca-Cola gun? Me? I heard you're on crack or something.

Dr. Beanson: OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME! YOU SHOT ME WITH THAT COCA-COLA GUN IN THE SEASON TWO PREMIERE EPISODE!

Little Guy: Well, I'm sorry I shoot you with this gun. And I didn't talk to nobody yesterday, but today, we might caught the scene day investiture backgrounds, I think.

(The same outlined figure from before lurks behind Little Guy. It is, once again, revealed to be Rainbow.)

Little Guy: Oh, it's you, Rainbow! I heard you are pwning a stickman, and never saved the day again. It's dangerous.

Rainbow Gangster Sailor: I'm Gangster Sailor, not Rainbow, I don't look like clowns, I just look like one of the linebackers wearing a football jersey 500 so you can go to jail for thirty days straight. Hahahaha!

(Cut to the same jail from before. It then shows Little Guy inside a cell.)

Little Guy: Now that I'm in prison, I will have to find a way out so I can go to medical weight loss to get through on November 1st.

(End; cut to credits)